You Might Be a New Parent If…
All the baby’s tiny socks are matched and put away neatly
You might have a toddler if…
Mismatched Elmo socks also double at mittens that she wears around the house
You might be a new parent if…
You made sure the baby ate a variety of fruits and veggies daily
You might have a toddler if…
Shredded cheese is considered a side dish
You might be a new parent if…
You make smoothies in the bathroom with the door closed so not to wake the napping baby
You might have a toddler if…
You hide in the same bathroom nearly two years later to drown out whining with the hair dryer on full blast and start thinking of repackaging and selling it on Amazon as the WhineBlaster 3000